The Fall | I Can’t Do This

  • US Government: So we heard you needed our help?
  • Africa/The Middle East: No, we're fine.
  • US Government: No, we really think you need our help.
  • Africa/The Middle East: Fuck off, we're fine!
  • US Government: Ah, they're hostile! They hate our way of life! We have to stop them!
  • Africa/The Middle East: EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL YOU GOT INVOLVED WHERE YOU'RE NOT WANTED.
  • US Government: TERRORISTS! THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ALL OF US! WE NEED TO INVADE!
ladisputing: themuggletribute: dreamofcities: sereynity: normalapproach: gryffindorteamseeker: ladisputing: I’m sending this to the 2012 Olympics excellent You beautiful, wonderful human being. YES This is a big fat WIN Want a bigger win? They responded:

ladisputing:

themuggletribute:

dreamofcities:

sereynity:

normalapproach:

gryffindorteamseeker:

ladisputing:

I’m sending this to the 2012 Olympics

excellent

You beautiful, wonderful human being.

YES

This is a big fat WIN

Want a bigger win? They responded:

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philosophyy:

THANK YOU

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aprilspink:

heysammy:

paulmcporny:

lennonisheroin:

hootingblues:

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE BEATLES RIGHT AT THE END OH GOD

EVERY FUCKING CLASSIC ROCK FANDOM NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS

BLESS THIS

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ceilingtheo: areyoutryingtodeduceme: ikidtheenot: aquafan: AVENGERS SPOILERS AHOY YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED Agent Phil Coulson of SHIELD is secretly the Vision. I’ll tell you why. The movies have already established that both Synthezoids (Captain America) and Life Model Decoys (Avengers, Iron Man 2 [Stark Expo]) exist. Fully passable androids are already around. Coulson has never exhibited emotion, not once. He remains cool calm and collected in the most insane situations. Even after being stabbed through the chest by Loki he barely bats an eyelash and advises Fury to use his death to motivate the team. Coulson was somehow able to get through Stark Tower’s security systems basically unchallenged When talking about Coulson after his “death” Fury says he “lost his one good eye”, a clear reference to Coulson’s codename Vision. Coulson has acted as Fury’s eyes in the field in every single aspect of the Avenger’s Initiative The one subject he expresses any real enthusiasm in is Captain America, a contemporary of Jim Hammond, the original Synthezoid on which the Vision was based. And most importantly, if this is true then Phil Coulson is alive. Please be alive Phil… Apparently Whedon told Gregg that Coulson would survive. [x] OH MY GOD VISION GIVE ME VISION IF COULSON IS VISION I WILL LITERALLY SCREAM FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK Okay, so mostly I’d kind of prefer their avenging to be real rather than manufactured, but NGL, if they make Coulson Vision I will be pretty much 100% okay with that.

ceilingtheo:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

ikidtheenot:

aquafan:

AVENGERS SPOILERS AHOY YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED


Agent Phil Coulson of SHIELD is secretly the Vision. I’ll tell you why.

  1. The movies have already established that both Synthezoids (Captain America) and Life Model Decoys (Avengers, Iron Man 2 [Stark Expo]) exist. Fully passable androids are already around.
  2. Coulson has never exhibited emotion, not once. He remains cool calm and collected in the most insane situations. Even after being stabbed through the chest by Loki he barely bats an eyelash and advises Fury to use his death to motivate the team.
  3. Coulson was somehow able to get through Stark Tower’s security systems basically unchallenged
  4. When talking about Coulson after his “death” Fury says he “lost his one good eye”, a clear reference to Coulson’s codename Vision. Coulson has acted as Fury’s eyes in the field in every single aspect of the Avenger’s Initiative
  5. The one subject he expresses any real enthusiasm in is Captain America, a contemporary of Jim Hammond, the original Synthezoid on which the Vision was based.
  6. And most importantly, if this is true then Phil Coulson is alive.

Please be alive Phil…

Apparently Whedon told Gregg that Coulson would survive. [x]

OH MY GOD VISION GIVE ME VISION IF COULSON IS VISION I WILL LITERALLY SCREAM FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK

Okay, so mostly I’d kind of prefer their avenging to be real rather than manufactured, but NGL, if they make Coulson Vision I will be pretty much 100% okay with that.

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#Clint’s not even paying attention #he’s just like #’ooooo look at my pretty bow and arrow. #you’re so pretty…. i love you arrow… and you too bow.’

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effyeahnerdfighters:

Legalizing Hate in America

In which Hank discusses marriage equality, which isn’t actually an issue of marriage equality, it’s an issue of human equality, and the fact that we’re still struggling with it is very disappointing.

Seriously, if you know someone against gay marriage, send them here.

Great Scientists: Pythagoras

fakescience:

Great Scientists: Pythagoras

Well how about if the 3 was in fact 32423 miles long and the 4 was 890236 miles long. Try measuring that with your ruler bitches!

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